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Right-Wing Conspiracy Theorist: COVID nasal tests take your DNA so the government can create flesh-eating zombies

April 7, 2021

"Speaking on The Jim Bakker Show this Tuesday, right-wing conspiracy theorist Steve Quayle warned Bakker's audience that "diseases that are designed to initiate cannibalism in human beings" and turn them into literal zombies are upon us. He suggested that coronavirus nasal swab tests are actually a ploy to collect human DNA in an effort to turn people into flesh-eating zombies....Quayle said that while his claims sound like "wild stuff," the military has a "manual" about it."

Ah, and whose show is this? Former televangelist, fresh-from-jail--Jim Bakker is who. A guy sent to prison for fraud. It's almost impossible to pick the sleaziest, most dishonest televangelist. But Jim Bakker is right up there--or down there, if you prefer. He defrauded hundreds of thousands of people and he's a gigantic reeking hypocrite. He never stops the bullshit, either--check this out:

Televangelist Jim Bakker calls his Missouri cabins the safest spot for the Apocalypse

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Kenneth Volgarus

Kenneth Volgarus lives in a Rocky Mountain chateau comforted by his secretaries, his pit bulls, his security cameras, his digital security staff, and warmed by his ever-glowing hatred of the characteristic imbecility of 21st century America. A former astronaut, though no one knew it but him, he has labored in the fields of improbability and the Refined Expression of Revulsion for forty years. A well known author under his real name, he is also an entrepreneur in the field of radically increasing the fertility of rabbits, field mice and house flies.