"Hey, Melania, I've had a long day, watching Fox, eating, tweeting, eating, golfing, eating, and trying to think up more damage I can do before I get out of this dump. It's exhausting...I can't keep it all straight. I'll just pardon them both."
About The Author
Kenneth Volgarus lives in a Rocky Mountain chateau comforted by his secretaries, his pit bulls, his security cameras, his digital security staff, and warmed by his ever-glowing hatred of the characteristic imbecility of 21st century America.
A former astronaut, though no one knew it but him, he has labored in the fields of improbability and the Refined Expression of Revulsion for forty years. A well known author under his real name, he is also an entrepreneur in the field of radically increasing the fertility of rabbits, field mice and house flies.