Month: January 2020

White House Adviser Commands “all Satanic Pregnancies to Miscarry Right Now”. Also, we must “Defeat Water Spirits”

Trump’s Pentacostal/dominionist/prosperity-Christianity advisor, Paula White, “delivered remarks during a sermon in which she inveighed against a variety of forces, including anyone who sought to harm Trump.” She called on the Lord to “command all satanic pregnancies to miscarry right now.” A spittle-spraying anti-abortionist, she apparently thinks abortions are cool if they’re induced by prayer. She’s...

A VERY SPECIAL STUPIDITY AMERICA SEEMS TO SPECIALIZE IN…

Dad had a gun in his pocket when he was playing with his toddler. Wrestling in fun. Accidentally triggered, the gun went off, shooting both the dad and the toddler. The child is in critical condition. That one just happened two days ago–but google “toddler shot when” as I did and you’ll come across, “Mother...

TIKTOK USERS DIPPING THEIR TESTICLES INTO SOY SAUCE

“TikTok users are dipping their testicles in soy sauce ‘to taste it,’ but testes don’t have tastebuds”.   This seems to be for real. Here’s more from Science Alert: “People have been putting soy sauce on their testicles to see whether their nether parts can detect the salty condiment, and recording their reactions for the benefit...

THEY THINK WE’RE STUPID: Let’s not prove them right

This is a story about a) tech company arrogance, b) the “shareholder value” philosophy of business, and c) the misrepresentation of shitty business decisions and poor quality control as “technological necessities” or “the way technology works.” One day, all my outgoing email started bouncing and I got these bounce messages saying they had identified spam...

YES, MEN GET STUPIDER WHEN SEXUALLY AROUSED: The $96,000 Spent on Strippers by a Professor is Just One Example

You probably saw the story– “former Drexel University professor faces criminal charges after allegedly stealing $185,000 in research grant money,” using much of it at a strip club. Sure, it’s proverbial, everyone knows about this phenomenon. “Thinking with the little head” and so on. Remember four star general David Petraeus–also former head of the CIA–pleading...

Anti-Vax Parents Host Parties to Deliberately Expose Children to Diseases.

Some kinds of stupidity have deadly-serious consequences. Anti-vaxxer parents are using Facebook to organize “Pox Parties”. The Daily Dot reports, “Facebook pages of anti-vaxxer communities are seeing parents organizing ‘old-school ‘pox parties’ as a means of ‘vaccinating’ their children without giving them the vaccination. The practice used to be common, until a vaccine for the...